Kishikaisei13: OMG
Kishikaisei13: I KNOW WHERE I CAN PUT THE DANCING MONKEYS!

Ilyeria: the "old" game
Ilyeria: it was a game we would play when we were kids in the car, like punchbug, except instead of cars, we would punch the person next to us when we saw an old person and depending on how old they were by catagory, we got extra hits
Ilyeria: and you couldnt hit eachother around places that old people hang out: the library, town hall, church, certain restaurants, old folks homes
Ilyeria: the levels always varried, but they were Old, Ancient, Hoary, Australopithecus, Before Man, Before Time
Ilyeria: Before Man requird that they had excellently poor posture
Ilyeria: Before Time required that they looked like the walking dead

bruin republican speaker, on why he is a conservative: fidel castro is a liberal
sara: what? fidel castro is also a man. does that make you want to be a woman?

Prof Elman: In non-commutative rings, everything you like in life goes by the wayside.

Prof Elman: life is a vector space...

Kishikaisei13: my first thought was, "this calls for me to throw off my pants!"

http://www.bash.org/?15519
Kishikaisei13: if i were gay, i would so do that

BallerinaPony: tell her to please bring me back a non-sleazy, non-greasy italian man named niccolo as my souvenir.

Kishikaisei13: im not sure if i can be stupid on demand...its more of a natural occurance

Ilyeria: AHH!!! I dropped mustard on my stomach

me, upon seeing a girl's shirt with the "naked" juice logo on the front: Hey, that girl's shirt lies! Wait a minute...HOW IRONIC! haHA!!!!!!!!

Kishikaisei13: mexican time!
Kishikaisei13: later
*time passes*
tallbladeofgrass: how were the mexicans?
Kishikaisei13: they were tasty
Kishikaisei13: i feel a little sick tho
Kishikaisei13: i might have eaten too many