virtues of man:
1. rationality
2. independence
3. integrity
4. honesty
5. justice
6. productiveness
7. pride

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who knew that a 5-question quiz could know so much?


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a thing about why smart guys can't get women. some quotes:


http://www.bullz-eye.com/relationships/double_your_dating/2005/040701.htm


"REASON #6: THEY FOCUS ON LOGIC INSTEAD OF EMOTION
NEWS JUST IN: Women don't feel ATTRACTION for men who make them THINK.
Women feel ATTRACTION for men who make them FEEL.
So what do most smart guys do when they first meet a woman?
EXACTLY!
They get into a LOGICAL CONVERSATION."

Read: most women are irrational morons. smart men can't get them because the women are stupid.

"Get this: A monkey sitting at a typewriter will type the collected works of Shakespeare before you will make a woman feel ATTRACTION for you by engaging her in logical conversation."

again, the idiocy escapes words

"REASON #7: THEY'RE NOT USED TO THE CHALLENGE OF THE MOMENT
Smart people usually have time to THINK about things."

I beg to differ. Smart people take LESS time to think of the answer than average. I do, anyway.

"REASON #8: THEY THINK THAT DOING "NICE" THINGS IS THE "SMART WAY""

that's because it is.

"ANY jackass can figure out how to kiss a woman's ass.
And guess what?
WOMEN KNOW THIS!
And guess what else?
EVERY WUSSBAG DOES THIS STUFF.
An intelligent guy, in his proud arrogance, will think he's being such the charmer by using this "thoughtful" approach...
...and the woman he is chasing will interpret it as just another Wussy who's trying to MANIPULATE her."

Which wussbags are those? Men are way too lazy. If a guy brought me my favorite flowers and did thoughtful things, etc., i would think it was nice.

"Reason #9: ALWAYS NEEDING TO BE THE EXPERT
Have you ever met a smart guy who always needed to be "right"?
Have you ever met someone who would actually argue with you about something they knew nothing about... and make a fool of themselves because they just couldn't shut their "smart mouths"?"

how true.

"Reason #10: THEY CAN'T DEAL WITH FEAR AND OTHER EMOTIONS
A smart guy's STRENGTH is his MIND.
His WEAKNESS is often his EMOTIONS."

I submit that the man who is immobilized by his emotions is not as smart as he thinks. Dealing with emotions (correctly) is a rational process.

"By carefully studying what the "naturals" did with women... and learning how they "thought" about the topic, I began to realize that success with women wasn't entirely LOGICAL."

Again, this is because most women are irrational. Smart guys shouldn't go after irrational women anyway. Duh.

i always forget people's birthdays. usually i'm pretty sure that i know what date someone's birthday is, but i live in fear that i'm slightly off and that i'll wish them a happy birthday on the wrong day and look like an idiot. so i always have to figure it out in some crafty way so that no one thinks i'm a terrible person for not remembering the birthdays of my closest friends and relatives. other times i have no idea when a person's birthday is and i'm afraid that they might have told me in the past and will expect me to know. so, in the interest of everyone out there who is like me, i have an announcement to make:

my birthday is april 24th. i will be 21. i accept checks, cash, and anime.

this has been a public service announcement by sara's blog.