Cmndr James Bond: sara
Cmndr James Bond: I'm gonna buy that recipe book and send it to you as a gift
Cmndr James Bond: do you want it?
tallbladeofgrass: ewww
tallbladeofgrass: no, but i know someone else who totally would
Cmndr James Bond: who?
tallbladeofgrass: my friend mike. you don't know him
tallbladeofgrass: if you read my blog he's kishikaisei13
Cmndr James Bond: oh, that guy
Cmndr James Bond: I bet he'd put it to good use

Kishikaisei13: oh my god, im famous!
tallbladeofgrass: haha, i know
Kishikaisei13: thats so cool!

Prof Porter: our last eugenicist had buckets of kids...and a very sad wife.

Prof Thomas: some males are just ugly

sara: come on, you have bigger boobs than i do.
gary: my boobs are hot!

tallbladeofgrass: well, i bought the best game in the universe
MightyBobX: how stimulating
MightyBobX: and it is?
tallbladeofgrass: harvest moon: a wonderful life
tallbladeofgrass: try to contain your jealousy
MightyBobX: er, i'm actually kinda distressed. i must be hung over, because i thought you said "best", but clearly you meant "i need to shoot myself"

bakon ninj4: is it weird that when i hear about internet signal leakage, i think of anal leakage?

sara: we have to wait for my package to get here
gary: i've got your package right here

ben: so...how do you reconcile creationism with...fact?

Prof Thomas: primates more closely related to humans than rice

Kishikaisei13: if my face were a crayola box, 'baby's ass smooth' would be the most popular color

Kishikaisei13: you cant hate me. im installing morrowind right now. morrowind has a +10 against female hatred factor