Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Woz

When I was 10 or so, Steve Wozniak used to come to my grammar school and talk at assemblies. I think this happened two or three times. He was friends with our principal or something; I'm not sure. Anyway, he drove an enormous yellow Hummer and wore ridiculous Hawaiian shirts and we all thought he was a huge geek.

These days, he apparently drives a Prius and rides around on a Segway. I guess some things never change. I wonder if he still wears Hawaiian shirts...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Well, he WAS a carpenter

bcwoods: Ever wonder how big Jesus' package is?
bcwoods: I'm going to say 8 inches
bcwoods: because seven isn't that extraordinary
bcwoods: and 9 would be painful
bcwoods: so 8 inches would be the perfect size
bcwoods: which the perfect son of God would have