useless statements from commercials:

-"This drug can lower cholesterol up to 52%. That's about half!"

-"If you have a uterus, this drug can increase the risk of uterine cancer"

-About an oil-burning candle: "and when the oil is gone, the candle goes out!"

SmthOprtr22: man boobies are nice
SmthOprtr22: errr
SmthOprtr22: there was supposed to be a comma in that sentance

Flying Spaghetti Monster!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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